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Walmart Version

adjective;

1 A derogatory term that is used to disparage a consumer product that is obviously a cheap, poorly made rip-off of a more desired, expensive brand.
2. Any musical group or that attempts to sound like a popular band, but fails.
1. "My brother was bragging about getting a pair of Air Jordans, but they turned out to just be the Walmart Versions..."
2. "I checked out a Greta Van Fleet show, but they turned out to be a Walmart Version of the Rolling Stones.
by Simon Trinculo January 3, 2025
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Walmart

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.
Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.
by ɯ August 29, 2018
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Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
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white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.
Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.
by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023
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Walmart stores

Any Walmart.
I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
mugGet the Walmart storesmug.

old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
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Walmart Age Structured Population

There are at least two ways to define Age Structured Populations, and there are at least two ways to define The Walmart. Or you could be nice and talk to somebody, like a good Walmartian.
Do I Taylor situationally re. my Walmart Age Structured Population or may I ask a Population, or so, a Size?. .
by ElevenChooseThreePenguino March 2, 2023
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