Walmart

A store were you can see a guy strangling a cat with waffles.

Yesterday I saw 2 chickens fighting in Walmart.

by FPG1321 September 30, 2019

Foley Walmart

A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.

Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”

by Rupert T. Codsworth October 1, 2019

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart

Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"

by $Guru May 21, 2018

Yodeling Walmart Kid

This isnt Know your meme

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme

by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018

Yodeling Walmart Kid

A 2018 meme that started with a boy yodeling to a song in Walmart.

Friend 1: Did you see the new yodeling walmart kid meme?
Friend 2: DooOoooOOoOoOooo

by Pizzarella May 25, 2018

Walmart Aggie

A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart

-Mullet

-NASCAR hat

-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"

by Jaydigital December 19, 2017