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Walmart

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.
Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.
by ɯ August 29, 2018
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Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
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Walmart

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*
Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?
by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024
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Walmart Version

adjective;

1 A derogatory term that is used to disparage a consumer product that is obviously a cheap, poorly made rip-off of a more desired, expensive brand.
2. Any musical group or that attempts to sound like a popular band, but fails.
1. "My brother was bragging about getting a pair of Air Jordans, but they turned out to just be the Walmart Versions..."
2. "I checked out a Greta Van Fleet show, but they turned out to be a Walmart Version of the Rolling Stones.
by Simon Trinculo January 3, 2025
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Walmart boy

When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy
*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022
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Like a water from Walmart off the stack

When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.
Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean
by Zer0Rebel4 November 25, 2021
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Walmart

A very convenient store that happens to be the ghettoist places on earth in which you can find a handful of very Extravagant people! Examples would be the following: brawlers, some coke addicts, a kid screaming, a hispanic or black mom smacking their child, and more!
Person 1: are you at Walmart?
Person 2: yes, some chick punched someone and shove an avocado in their mouth and now the cops are here.
by Aquatic_animations10 May 3, 2022
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