Douche-Wagon

Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.

by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017

Cunt wagon

A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts

“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”

by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021

Hustle Wagon

A name used to describe a tricked out ghetto car, or an individual with immense swag, even on foot.

Wendy is the Hustle Wagon

by DOMINATOR AF April 12, 2012

swagin wagon

The official bandwagon of swagger. A person or group is on the swag wagon when they have had a recent run of success and are increasingly confident because of it.
(840928)Stephens definition: an abundance of wagons, a swag filled with swags

George, lets get on the swagin wagon

by Stephen P M August 1, 2016

Power wagon

Power wagons are made my dodge. There a truck with tow mirrors but has a short bed which is fucking stupid because you aren’t towing anything with a hemi. They will be seen with the husband going for evening drives that end up waiting on the side of the road for a tow truck.

Bro do you wanna give me a BJ in my Power wagon

by mr cletus October 15, 2019

Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017

Paddy Wagon

1. A sexually attractive part of a person's body.
2. Someone who you don't want to mess with.
3. A police van.

Damn girl, you rockin' that paddy wagon in the back.
Damn dude, you cut, got them paddy wagon pecs.

You mess with paddy wagon, paddy wagon mess with you.
You don't rough and tumble with paddy wagon.

Don't drop the soap in the paddy wagon.

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 23, 2021