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Scott Walker

1. Noun: Governer of Wisconsin. Notorious for his anti-union, anti-planned parenthood, anti-education Budget Repair Bill, he is the epitome of douch-ness. He doesn't even have a college degree, as he was asked to leave Marquette for cheating (with a 2.3 GPA, mind you), yet he is a freaking governor.

2. Verb: To "Scott Walker" something, or screw it over, as in how Walker plans to screw public unions; or

to be "Scott Walker-ed", which is to get punk'd by a journalist pretending to be one of your tea-partier friends that supports big, unregulated business and funneled thousands of dollars into your campaign, when actually the journalist exposes you for the dirt bag sleezeball you are.
1. God, I HATE Scott Walker. He's setting us 50 years back in history as he's trying to destroy public unions!

2. Dude, I totally Scott Walker-ed you in COD last night!
by katsvit March 21, 2011
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pretentious wanker

Someone whose personal self esteem is so low they need to:

a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.

b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)

c) confirm what a cunt they are
Letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:

"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"

Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010
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wankerchief

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.
1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006
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southern wanker

An opinionated gobshite who posts various derogatory definitions of people from the North of England on the Urban Dictionary website.
"That Paolo Beardini is probably just another southern wanker with a chip on his shoulder"
by Wyrm July 30, 2007
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social walker

n. Person who is willing to walk when it is needed but isn't possessed of a bizarre desire to walk industriously for fitness or weight control.
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Want to do a couple of "Ks" before breakfast?

Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.
by gnostic1 October 12, 2011
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wackery

Man, that is some messed up wackery.
by Netizen Zane February 11, 2005
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close walker

The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.
Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.

Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.

Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.

Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.
by St. Pauli Girl December 14, 2008
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