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Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!
Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!
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what

A country I've never heard of.
Do they speak English in "what"?
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What the fuck?

An expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘What the fuck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.

A: Confusion
B: Incredulous confusion
C: Surprise
D: Disappointment
E: Hurt
F: Anger
G: Ironically
What the fuck?’ Is rarely used as a positive statement; however it may be used ironically to convey such is life (refer ex G)

*Note: The ‘McDonalds’ referred to in the following examples is not the all too familiar icon of western civilisation that sells a wide variety of meal choices at prices that are reasonable to the consumer.
The use of the name ‘McDonalds’ is pure coincidence; the name (as applied to the examples below) was randomly generated using a super-dooper computer.

A: Confusion
I was walking past McDonalds the other day; it smelt disgusting. So I was like “What the fuck? Why would you want to eat that?”

B: Incredulous confusion
What the fuck? All of the people driving into McDonalds look like cheeseburgers!!

C: Surprise
What the fuck Tracey; is that your mother working at McDonalds in her hot knickers making cheeseburgers?

D: Disappointment
What the fuck is the world coming to when people are willing to eat greasy cheesys from McDonalds?

E: Hurt
Oh God, what the fuck? How could you eat that cheeseburger from McDonalds? Can’t you see how much anguish and sorrow it causes me to watch you stuff that disgusting in every way symbol of everything that is wrong with the world into your mouth and watch the grease drip down from your lips over your chins, one after another. At the very least it hurts my stomach; what with all the vomiting induced just by the thought of McDonalds cheeseburger consumption by the average overweight western society individual who has little concern for where the produce comes from, the conditions of those involved, the environmental ramifications of fast food production, the nippl… <rant maximum allowable length reached>

F: Anger
What the fuck?
You fuckin’ barstool
There is a maximum length for rants?
I didn’t know that; it makes me very angry, oh yes indeed
Fuckin McDonalds cheeseburgers


G: Ironically
What the fuck kind of a word is ironical; I guess it would have been too much to ask to have a decent name for ironical. It’s a stupid moronical word

*$$* This entire rant (and all sub-rants etc contained within) has not been endorsed by the wonderful people at the greatest corporation in the whole universe – McDonalds *$$*

mmm… Subway

Sunday 09/11/2008
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what's her face

Simply what u say if u can remember a woman by how she looks but u cant remember her name.
When it is the same situation but with a man it is simply then "what's HIS face"....
"look over there its what's her face"

or

"you remember who i'm talkin about, old what's his face?"
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What Kind

Greeting, slang, used most commonly in South Africa (subsequently also the source of the term).

Also used as a question, in order to show emotion as well as to find out information about certain things.

Also spelt "whatkyn", "watkyn" or 'kyn".
Donavan: "What kind gents"
Crowd: "Howsit, what's up?"

Hermanus: "I wrapped that blunt in front of that pig ekse"
Flippie: " 'Ell what kind whitchu ekse? Are you stupid?"
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what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
by KadV January 24, 2009
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what had happened was...

the start to either a very good story or a bs one. either way should be interesting
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