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Atomic Wedgie

A degrading prank performed by socially inept, infantile idiots who think it will make them seem more "manly" and who have no other skills to what they perceive as "impressing" people.

These fuckheads often lack foresight in realizing that their victims will never forget their actions and will one day get the revenge they deserve.
Dude, remember when Jimmy gave John an atomic wedgie back in high school, last I heard was Jimmy is in prison and John is doing well with a nice house and a smoking hot wife.

(other dude) Yeah, Jimmy was always such a dick! He though those pranks would make the girls like him. Stupid fuckin cock-smoker, all it did was make him look like an idiot. Damn, I hate idiots like him!

Yeah Man, karma's a bitch ain't it?
by Crisb1 August 28, 2015
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bed wedgie

When you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your ass around for beater comfort you might suddenly realize you got a bed wedgie!

It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
Martin Luther king: AH, shit man! I've got a bed wedgie!
Santa: Pull it out then, FOOL!
by Jacob Björkman January 7, 2008
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head wedgie

when u use a pair of already worn or skid marked(shit marked) whitey tighties and sneek up behind some one and put the back of the underwear right in their face. u pull bac on the underwear and either duct tape or tie it their so the victim can not get it undone.
my friends gave me a head wedgie and tied my hands togetherand left me their for bout a half hour. and this was his football underwear.
by wedgie victim(alot) August 23, 2008
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wedgie

formerly known in Canada as a Gotch pull.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
Whoo whee!! I Just gave a wedgie to Stupid Stacy McDonald!!!
Dumbass Fuck!...
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
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hanging wedgie

A wedgie where you have to hang your vicyum from a high place or just hang him!
Bobby(my rival) anoued me soooooooooooooooooooo much i hung his whiytighies on a coat hanger and everyone was yelling Hanging wedgie hanging wedgie!
by cooldude1 July 6, 2007
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wendied

to be rationalized until you're calm. may be referring to peter pan.
Mike: Man I got wendied the other day
Luke: What?
Mike: I was so angry that I lost my game at the club that I was going berserk, until Susan talked to me and I calmed down.
by Elliotzeth March 14, 2010
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Wedgie

Verb

1:A wedgie is when a person/people grab a another person's/people's boxers/briefs/panties and pull up in a form of hurting the target. A prank often used by bullies or friends playing a joke.

2:A popular band
1: When I was in gym my friend decided to pull my pants down and lift me in a wedgie by my white boxers and since I had to pee really bad at the time I pissed myself and was very embarrassed.

2: I got tickets to wedgie's live concert this Friday!
by J-B-P February 15, 2014
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