That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Wear you out

What horny housewives want to do to their husbands or pool boy.

To do cowgirl on said man's member and go to town.

I have been on Ozempic for three months and want to wear you out.

by What_is_a_woman January 26, 2024

Wearing a pink tank top

When you have an extreme tank top farmers tan and then apply sunscreen to the dark areas only before going out for a serious sun burn day. This way your pale, undisturbed, winter white skin will turn pink. Leaving you with a perfect Pink Tank Top.

After a month, Tanner finally took his top off and ended up wearing a pink Tank Top for a few days.

by SimplyTanner July 30, 2022

cool people wear this

Use as sweatshirt it look cool

Ahahahba cool people wear this

by Hahahahahhahahsh April 2, 2022

Anti-Rape wear clothing

Muslim women in Islamic countries are forced to wear Anti-Rape wear clothing as Muslim men cannot control their sexual urges.

I had to put on my Anti-Rape wear clothing, the burka , so that the Muslim men would not rape me when I went out to shop for food.

by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025

Go Wear A Hat

Means go to hell or fuck you

“Did you just call me ugly? Go wear a hat bitch”

by Coleshot January 24, 2020

devils wear halos

When people act like they are Something they're not. Pretending to be a certain way around people when in reality they are not as they seem to the naked eye.

Out here where the devils wear halos

by Manik mike February 16, 2017