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Waste-basket

The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to:

1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you

2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work

3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper

I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk"
Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."

Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed.
by SyKnEsS 1 March 19, 2011
mugGet the Waste-basketmug.

waste space

Adj: A waste of space, similar to Waste gash or waste man, But more offensive.
That chair is waste space
by killer-street August 12, 2006
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waste of space

waste of room, usually on computer hard drives, that could be used for better things. also see AOL&junk
man AOL is such a waste of space
that junk in my closet is a waste of space
by Mei Xian April 30, 2003
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chocolate wasted

when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.
me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!
by lildots22 September 26, 2011
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Waste of Gas

"Hey look! A van full of cute boys! Lets follow them and afterwards get lost for a very long time!"

"Yeah what a fun waste of gas that would be! 'Welcome to Oklahoma'..well that's odd."
by my uterus and i September 30, 2005
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Kristina wasted

When you pass white girl wasted and pass out on your ex-husbands floor in your underwear while on your period after throwing up 3 times.
Hey girl, I was white girl wasted last night!

Nah, you were Kristina wasted.
by Chargergirl August 27, 2017
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waste cake

some one who is extremley ugly or extremly gay or both.
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man
"david belled me yestaday, he's such a waste cake!"
by Blondie N19 April 1, 2007
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