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Vegan Handshake

The sexual act of two vegans scissoring.
Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.
by gunick January 17, 2015
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Cyber Vegan

(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet
Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.
by datapaganism March 27, 2019
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Non-Vegan

Non-Vegans are humans which includes all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose.
This Non-Vegan there doesn't care about all the animals who have to die for their luxury problems.
by nape July 8, 2020
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vegan steagan

1. n. an extremely attractive girl, who is also vegan. 2. adj. ok for vegan consumption.
'MMM, she's vegan steagan'
OR
'Are these cookies vegan steagan?'
by steagan October 23, 2007
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Spot the Vegan

When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!

Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!
by RonnieDonyBalonie June 27, 2015
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deja vegan

noun
1. the sense or feeling that you are tasting a vegan dish that tastes like the last vegan dish you tasted, whatever it was.
2. Name for the feeling that all vegan food tastes the same.
Stacy: How does that dish taste?
Jim: You know, deja vegan, same as that other one.

I'm having a sense of deja vegan.
by Tantum March 11, 2011
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vegan hair

long, beautiful, natural hair: often untouched by dyes, styling products/tools, synthetic materials, meats, or cheeses.
"what is it about that girl that makes her raw as hell?"

"it's the vegan hair, man."
by leila r. July 25, 2012
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