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An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016
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A dictionary that makes a sex act out of every word.
John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...

David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
by Dodgs June 8, 2016
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"What's this think called the Urban Dictionary, Bob?"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
by TheGuySittingInTheBack May 19, 2016
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The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
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A site often used by teenage delinquents to define their own "made up" words so they can feel better about themselves and the fact that that do not know the definition of actual words in the English language
Jeff: hey mick! What did you do on the weekend?
Mick: oh you know, the usual, made up words on the Urban Dictionary and contemplated my death
by Tibby TheTiger July 22, 2016
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The fantastic website where you submit your personal definition for "slang" to the site, in which never actually lets your words go public unless you are extremely lucky.
Holy shit Urban Dictionary actually released my definition.
by THOT.exe January 31, 2018
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Urban Dictionary- A place where you can say anything, it started out as a good idea, but eventually ended up as a place where about 89% of all definitions are sex-related, and written by perverts or retards with no sense of human decency. Often used by kids as a dare in some way. there is a larger collection of definitions here that are misspelled, and almost anything here, even if it is not sexual, is weird... and not in a good way.
Urban dictionary, you started out good... no need to say what you are now...
by ArcturusX12 February 12, 2018
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