Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011

Twitter socialist

Not a socialist.

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!

by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021

Sonic Twitter

The part of Twitter made up of Sonic The Hedgehog fans. Possibly the worst place to try and find Sonic fans, since the only discussions are about tier lists, designs that look exactly the same, and the amount of polygons in 3D models of Sonic. Opinions are also rejected at every turn.

"I wanna join Sonic Twitter!"
"Okay, but you're not allowed to have opinions or dislike things"

by Hyion October 29, 2020

twitter user

an offensive name to call an annoying person.

you are such a twitter user

by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022

yemeni twitter

arguments over north & south yemen, drama over nothing from the 313 or 716 mfs, and just second hand embarrassment from the rest of us.

yemeni twitter is toxic and khaza.

by ayemenifromtwitter October 29, 2019

Twitter Ho

A girl who may come across as vapid, loves to party, and just exhibits hoe like attributes via Twitter. Usually followed by a lot of thirsty boys.

Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?

Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.

by InsomniacDreams June 17, 2013

Twitter In Law

A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.

"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"

"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"

by 54M3E5T February 6, 2017