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It's an interesting website, though it's one that libtards try to gain dominion when it comes to political correctness. The Cabbie Homicide author came to there and did a piece called "No One Understands Chicago" as he examines former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva. He points out she should better educate herself in social studies and enroll in a psychology class to give her material more venom. The username of his tumblr is under his short name and real last name to show readers of his anthologies a bit where he came from before he was published as he has some rather in depth blogs. The post invoked a one sided twitter war where he kept his cool and she retorted with "I bet you talk to care bears." The tweet had him cracking up because she modeled her lyrical output more akin to Nu Metal than her Symphonic Metal contemporaries. The blog revealed some aspects about the 9/11 attacks as they're not an inside job as German magazine, Der Spiegel, chronicled with the English translation of their full length report titled "Inside 9/11: What Really Happened" as he bought the VampireFreaks admin this book as commentators were calling him a Conspiracy Theorist from the information this magazine pointed out. It's quite handy for Conservative bloggers as they can use youtube documentaries for additional venom to their in depth blog entries.
Tumblr is noted for a unique presentation of a write up for the lead singer of Bloodgood's reading of Edgar Allan Poe The Tell-Tale Heart and a presentation speaking about how one editor chose The Monkey's Paw for his most personal anthology project. It's also noted for noting the debate of KenHam and BillNye as a similar exchange happened between The Cabbie Homicide writer and "Dr." Kent Hovind's son as it was played up almost akin to his first science fiction story as he was known on VampireFreaks as.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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Tumblr Sexyman

"broker is such a tumblr sexyman"
by inuusak February 22, 2024
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old tumblr

Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:

person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
by owotills February 16, 2022
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It definitely mellowed out since the porn ban and actually isn’t too terrible anymore. You still got your crazies that will be very vocal and are very annoying but the majority of what made it bad left to Twitter. So yeah. Be careful, like stated before, you still have the annoying and toxic people. Then again, the majority who uses that platform are 16 year olds so at some point they’ll mellow out and either be less obsessive, or leave altogether.
Ahhh I remember Tumblr. Back when I obsessed over a ship and a character for 2/5 years. How I want to shoot my past self sometimes. At least the fanart was cool tho.
by Duckos July 26, 2021
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Tumblr

An echo chamber filled with far-left political activists who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Also, there's loads of people with poor mental health and a stern refusal to do anything about it except complain.
Tumblr is bad
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024
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2012 Tumblr Aesthetic

An aesthetic that romanticises 2012 tumblr, Marina and the Diamonds, and Lana Del Rey. It often has motifs of roses, bad camera quality, lipstick, running mascara and pictures with high contrast
She's trying so hard to have a 2012 Tumblr Aesthetic instagram account
by TroyeSivanLover69 April 20, 2025
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Tumblr

Tumblr is a app, website, and popular platform. It is oftentimes hated on on this website for being "scary." However, It is shown to be much more accepting, calm, and normal. In my opinion, of course.
Shelly: Do you have Tumblr?
Paul:Yeah.
by Hello_World86 July 3, 2024
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