truth

something that religions look for. Science, in this context, is a religion.

there is only one truth and that is my precious, truth.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

Sodomizing Gun of Truth

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.

Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

by Fannyfondler and Waffleman September 15, 2008

truth juice

the liquid which one consumes and opens up that person's truth factory.

aka alcohol.

1:Baby, I have somethin' to tell you... I'm preganant.

2:Bitch, you been sippin' on dat truth juice (aka TRUF JEWS) have't you?

by a. mutiny June 19, 2006

Avi: Nothing but the truth

a horrible novel, that used by english teachers to demorilize kids/adults into thinking that singing when the national anthem is playing is wrong.

boy#1: did u read that book in english called Avi: Nothing but the truth?
boy#2: yes and i had to go to the hospital to get a tumor removed after reading because it gave me cancer

by Spike L April 1, 2008

truther

A person who tells the truth, as opposed to a liar.

That person is definitely not a liar. In fact, he is a truther.

by Haxor the Cleavor February 22, 2004

Truthing

telling of the truth

im really good at truthing!!

by ballsacinthemouthh May 26, 2011

Truthing

To tell the truth about something.
OR
Slang for hardcore truth or dare, where all dares involve stealing cars, doing drugs (i.e. Cocaine), or capping someone's ass, or curbing them if you're one evil motherf**er.

Damn, he's good at truthing, I told him to steal Pedro's radio, but he took the tires and the gas to.

by Fumanchu May 13, 2005