the teary eyed knob wash

its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.

i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 3, 2009

FISHER TEAR

IS A MEDICAL TERM FOR AN ANAL TEAR COMMONLY CAUSED BY CABANA BOYS IN FLORIDA WHILE YOU ARE ON VACATION..

A FAMOUS EXAMPLE IS A SHOP FOREMAN FROM AMARILLO, TEXAS WHO RECENTLY SPENT SOME TIME IN FLORIDA. UPON RETURNING HOME HE DEVELOPED AN UNUSUAL FEAR OF DEFICATING!!!! AFTER A QUICK TRIP TO THE CLINIC HE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A FISHER TEAR..

by PARTS DEPT March 12, 2012

Bleed Manly Tears

When a Straight man Crys.

Mostly used while talking to a girl

Dude, my paintball gun is at my friends house, and hes not home, im gonna go cry

Girl-You cry?

NO, i just bleed Manly Tears

by DonCapo August 20, 2008

Trail of Tears

A happy trail leading to a disappointingly small penis.

“I thought I was in for a good time, but all Chad had to offer was another Trail of Tears.”

by 3BigBootyBitches April 21, 2018

tear that ass out the frame

To have intense sex with someone. Back breaking,window shaking beat the pussy up sex.

I'm so horney that when I get home I'm going to tear that ass out the frame.

by Lagitdiva June 7, 2017

Tearball

Tearball is a word used to get someone more angry than they were before. When saying it, the person uses a high pitched voice.

You: I kissed your girlfriend yesterday.
Friend: You cunt I hate you!
You: Tearball (high pitch voice).
Friend: FUCK YOU!

by Tearball September 29, 2012

Tearbate

Tearbating is the action of masturbating using tears (preferably yours) as lubrication. Normally this action is done by extremely horny and depressed subjects.

Cool_guy: Hey! Adam! Wanna go out and get some strange?
Adam: No... I'm ugly, fat and what's worse Canadian. I won’t get laid, I’ll just tearbate before going to sleep.

by Tearbater October 21, 2014