Toenail Blow-up

When your toenail swells up and then explodes.

Them toenails had a toenail blow-up!

by Tree-man19 May 9, 2019

Taken to the hole

To be out performed athletically by an opponent while playing basketball

Do you see that move that James Harden put on Kevin Love? Kevin got taken to the hole

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019

taken to the woodshed

1. To be given a spanking

2. To be taught a lesson, defeated, or embarrassed like you got spanked.

1. Boy 1: Why is Tommy rubbing his butt?
Boy 2: His Dad saw his report card and he got taken to the woodshed.
Boy 1: Ouch!

2. Biden got taken to the woodshed for going off script again.

by NoSugar April 10, 2022

Chef Toke

The Chef Toke is performed to salute work of great quality and skill. It is done by making the "OK" sign (tips of the thumb and forefinger touching while the other three fingers are extended) and then kissing the point where the thumb and forefinger meet. The Chef Toke action is often accompanied by an exaggerated "Mmmwah!" kissing sound.

In an email or text, the words "Chef Toke" can be substituted for the action.

Your come-back to that insult was perfect. Chef Toke.

by Archetipple December 7, 2011

Sir Toke n' Voke

One who is a stoner. Once he gets on his level he then becomes very vocal and sings. If he doesn't know any songs he is likely to make new once that have to do with his stoner adventures.

Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Voke
Guy 2: Dude i am aren't I.

by Sir Toke N' Voke February 23, 2015

Arabian Toenail Clippings

When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.

I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.

by Stephen Strumimhimer January 11, 2017

Morning-toke

The first pot hit of the day.

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!

by Chronic17 March 7, 2018