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British Bun Toaster

When the local fish and chips vendor accidentally spills his fish grease on your dairy aire, proceeding to give your cheeks a nice toasting.
Dangit Harold, you've turned my hind end into a British Bun Toaster!
by Illicitrampage March 2, 2018
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egg x toaster

saitama x genos.

when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces
egg x toaster is cracking the egg and letting its juices going into the toasters orifices. the one true ship.

Its very Fucking gay.
by BITCHFUCKMYASS65 March 5, 2018
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Oster my Toaster

When a man goes down on a woman and eats her out.
A lot of tongue in hole action.
He ostered my toaster and licked me out like an ice cream sandwich.
Come oster my toaster tonight at 9:00.
by Nilla's hotstuff March 11, 2019
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Cuffed To A Pole

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.
Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.
by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020
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Stuck To A Pole

The title and or phrase "Stuck To A Pole.” is a phrase commonly for pole dancing & going out with different men in an odd love triangle. The phrase is also used in the popular media show; “Total Drama Island.”
SCENARIO ONE
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.
by creamix0 August 8, 2023
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Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
by Stellababe June 8, 2013
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Like a moth to a flame

Something you can see coming from a mile away. Something that is obvious and easy to predict.
"I can't believe that crackhead bought crack with the money I gave him." smh
"What did you expect, bruh? Like a moth to a flame."
by PeachPlugger9000 October 29, 2023
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