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Capital Carnage

Capital Carnage is to destroy anything physically, mentally or artistically that is or is related to capitalism and consumerism in mainstreme society as witnessed in the movie Fight Club.
He just builds bridges to watch them burn... That’s some epic Capital Carnage!
by CarterD November 7, 2017
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Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
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romantic capital

Capital accrued from generating romantic feelings from a romantic interest.
When I bought her flowers for Valentine Day, my romantic capital with her increased.

I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.
by Batman Kienyeji February 1, 2024
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capitals

A team in the NHL that is one of the best
The Capitals take on the penguins
by Blues Fan1111 August 9, 2021
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capitalism

Extreme-right dictatorship in which power is controlled by the bourgeoisie, where the rich get richer, the poor stay poor the same way or get poorer, a part of the middle class getting rich and another part of the middle class getting poorer. Killed 58 million people.
by Zymby May 1, 2023
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grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2017
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Social Capital Distribution

Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.
Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé
by livejoyful August 6, 2018
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