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The Tinder Paradox

It’s a conflict of interest towards any dating site for you to find a partner. Losing two users if that relationship works out. And while your looking, if all the matches you make are compatible then there is no need to pay for additional features.
Britney the only way to get out of the tinder paradox you’re in is to go meet someone organically off the internet.
by dee_dizzzleeeee September 5, 2022
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chub and tinder

I first heard about this when my sister was tucking in her kids on Christmas Eve...it means “chubby, “available” fingers
Gotta have that “chub and tindertonight
by Just met Kim April 21, 2018
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Slaying donkeys on tinder

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks
Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder
by King2103 October 4, 2018
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Vivica from tinder

An incredibly beautiful women who looks hot in a Cubs t-shirt who should definitely give Jordan a chance
Friend 1: hey, did you hear about Vivica from tinder?
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.
by Most definitely not Jordan September 29, 2021
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stunning hot girls on tinder

SO STUNINGG!!!!!

although you didnt find any matches
by top g gamer 10 June 28, 2023
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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Don’t swing them They Tinder

Don’t swing them they tinder originated in Philadelphia from Ty aka ovo6tim in reference to throwing paper trash bags into the trash truck during abatement work when it’s raining outside because the bags will burst
Yo the bags busting

Don’t Swing them they Tinder!
by Ovo6tim March 6, 2024
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