Evolves from Darwin's theory of evolution and occurs, not okurs, mostly in 2k1...everytime the player by the name of "Darvin Ham" shoots a jumper, it is an airball and turns into an offensive rebound, sometimes leading to an easy bucket for the Detroit Pistons
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My husband wont stop and ask directions: "Penis Theory".
The toilet seat is up: "penis theory"
Six trips to the grocery store due to lack of a list: "penis theory".
Speeding up and passing someone then slowing down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: "penis theory".
Constantly flipping tv channels: "Penis theory".
The toilet seat is up: "penis theory"
Six trips to the grocery store due to lack of a list: "penis theory".
Speeding up and passing someone then slowing down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: "penis theory".
Constantly flipping tv channels: "Penis theory".
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Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
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Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): We will have vaccine passports.
Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): The virus was lab-made.
Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): Vaccinated people will still get infected and be able to spread the virus.
Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): The virus was lab-made.
Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): Vaccinated people will still get infected and be able to spread the virus.
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In order to make this film commercial, we must implement the Downing Theory before getting into the main scenes.
Men and women alike implement The Downing Theory into their everyday, non pornographic, sex lives.
Men and women alike implement The Downing Theory into their everyday, non pornographic, sex lives.
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