chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.

I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.

by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018

tired little shit

Some one who is lazy or unmotivated to complete a task.

Originates from a Welshman who worked on quarry equipment in Coalville.

Neil won't do his work. " Neil you tired little shit get on with it!"

by Fountain of wisdom August 15, 2014

redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013

Im So Tired

Being So Mentally and/or Emotionally Exhaust from life and people that you dont want to finish a sentence or talk to anyone about your problems or anything anymore. dont care anymore.

you know what im so tired or when really tired and angry you know what im so fucking tired.

by Michael Wolfie January 16, 2020

pumping your tires

Giving one a compliment

erica: say something nice to me
jake: man I'm always pumping your tires.

by PUMP MEEEE May 18, 2012

four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

four flat tires

To be close friends with another.

James and I are down like four flat tires.

by hogan468 June 9, 2006