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Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.
At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.
by LazySGT May 14, 2025
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dirt flute

When you fuck you partner up the ass, then they give you a blow job after
I fucked her in the ass, then she played the dirt flute
by Freedivercam January 20, 2024
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Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.
Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
by Teky.SB August 31, 2022
mugGet the Flute Saladmug.
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Dude Flute

Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.
Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....

Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?
by John Nash I February 22, 2010
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Flute Car

Flute Car is a car that has a horrible suspension and when it brakes, it sounds like someone failing to play the Flute.
Ayo, look at that, it's Flute Car.
by 2Curvy February 21, 2021
mugGet the Flute Carmug.

electric flute

Slang for Vape or E-Cigarette
Typically used by minors
Yo g, set me your that electric flute
Course I got you bro
by m2iox December 9, 2019
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