Blackened Crown

The best piece of music ever written, an absolute masterpiece, the most beautiful song you will ever hear.

Person 1: "I love the song Blackened Crown by SIGNV/S! It's so good!"
Person 2" "Me too, it should be the new national anthem!"

by I <3 Blackened Crown November 21, 2021

Crown Council

A deviant society of adolescent pick pockets. Pardon me Hot dogging and Nut Noodling Aka Breach of trust or Wikileak

They were trying to Crown Council my Nuts 3rd and 5th

by Spoonman1969 November 3, 2024

Triple Crown

In the United States, the triple crown of fucking - commonly know as the “Triple Crown”. Is a series of high stakes sex acts, consisting of “the mile high club”, directly into skydiving sex into the ocean, followed by scuba sex.

“Yaaa I asked my old lady to do the triple crown with me, but she doesn’t have her scuba certification yet”

by Bonko June 17, 2022

Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

Crown the porker

See who can take home the biggest/fattest bitch from the bar.

Hey bud let's play crown the porker?

by WOW Inc. March 2, 2019

ghostly crown

The art of ejaculating on someone's head creating a sticky crown.

Why so sad?

My Boyfriend thought it would be funny to Ghostly Crown me last night.

by shank-me-as-you-lick-me December 16, 2013

My crown

Everybody wants a piece of it

“Have you heard brooklynne’s song ‘my crown’”
“Omg yes it’s so good slay”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022