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Chasing Beavers

1. To hang out with a significant other in a platonic way. As in, hang out in nature rather than fuck eachother's brains out. Normally used as a code-word between partners, as this is usually a dishonorable act.

2. Being determined to find intercourse immediately. Usually a term used by males. (Beaver being slang for large manifestation of pubic hair)
Dude never slows down, he's always chasing beavers!
by hellbound45 June 11, 2011
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Beaver Brown

when a woman straddles her partner who is sitting on the couch, rips a loud fart, and proceeds to hold the back of the couch around her partner's neck while yelling "Smell it! Smell it!"
Lana is such a bitch, she Beaver Browned me twice last night
by brownigan April 16, 2014
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Beaver Skinner

When weird old Fucktards enjoy shaving some other persons genitals.
EEW! I heard last night Jeff let Jamie be his beaver skinner and she cut him!
by Rosie Gahan October 15, 2009
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Beaver Basket

A small, convertible automobile marketed toward women - especially the Volkswagen Cabriolet or Mini Cooper Convertible.
Did you see Mike's new car? Be bought a fucking Miata. We've gotta give him shit about it - it's a total beaver basket!
by David452 June 29, 2008
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magnum beaver

Noun: the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
by Aldon September 8, 2006
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Beaver Bread

The end of a baguette which is extremely crusty, therefore hard. Called "Beaver Bread" due to the process of consuming it which is knawing like a beaver with the front teeth.
"This bread is heaps crusty, idk if i can eat it"
"Bro course you can, its "Beaver Bread".
"Whaaat?"
"Look it up sherlock"
by beavers4lifey July 8, 2011
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The Anti-Beaver

The Anti-Beaver is a tall male who has black hair and wears glasses, they are also known to play ukulele. They have a tendency to repel females and there vaginas.
Curtis, You are the Anti-Beaver.
by Sophie Dolan November 2, 2012
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