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Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.
I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked
by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021
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Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.
I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.
by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021
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sink wizard

Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.
The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.
by AshKetchumsPubes May 3, 2017
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Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty
Here babe want to dress up and do the dirty wizard tonight
by Pet5822 October 26, 2020
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wizard rat

A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.
Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.
by Supersassystassi September 19, 2015
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Wizard Dinosaur

A dinosaur who performs magical spells by rawring them at the person/thing they want to be affected. It's bones have not been found because scientists believe they put invisibility cloaks on them at their burials. Some say they have seen some.
The wizard dinosaur put in an imperious curse on me and I am now his minion. RAWR!
by amazingperson29 November 8, 2011
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Blue Wizards

A common street name referring to members of the police department. Lately expanded to include any authority figure in the vicinity.
The party was great, until the blue wizards showed up and shut it down.

The blue wizard (teacher) in my science class kicked me out for not having my homework done.
by s__dizzle January 30, 2016
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