by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."
by yogha September 17, 2023

perceptive vision ahah
When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
by Bincub July 12, 2017

Innability to see what is in front of you.
Object is there but you can't recognize it.
The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
Object is there but you can't recognize it.
The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.
Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.
I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012

Etch-a-sketch vision is when someone you are staring at is playing naive, and you are stuck there having to make eye contact or listen to them for so long listening to how much of a 'Class A" personality they have and then everything starts to look like an etch a sketch because you have had to put up with too much violence for too long.
When I had to speak to a now religious therapist, who was a former prison psychiatrist, they tried to play down my ptsd and make jokes about it- and then came the etch-a-sketch vision...
by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 28, 2019
