by Vthetoader March 26, 2021
by Calarovan February 14, 2019
When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.
by schmuffin February 15, 2021
by Beantoads January 19, 2016
A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.
“Political toads don’t listen well.”
“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”
“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”
“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”
“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”
“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”
“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”
by Krisp50 December 15, 2024