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Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.
“I caught this toad throwing a fluke
by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025
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Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life
Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"
by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023
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garbage toad

Describes people who are nasty towards other people, and or ugly, and disgusting
by WhatTheSheesh August 4, 2023
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Toad

“is that todd?”
“nah we don’t call him that anymore
what do we call him?
“toad”
by ilovemen🎀 May 29, 2024
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Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS
Maurus:Oh no Toad
Toad:Give me HEAD
Maurus: "Aghhh"
by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021
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Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS
by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021
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Chan Chu Toad

A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.
Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.

Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.
by CookUL8R February 14, 2024
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