A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.
by hgeer3 June 3, 2010
Get the finger jockeymug. A person who downs bottled beer like water more than a 12 pack for starters or someone who drinks a 5th or more of booze by themselves.
by the transient November 18, 2011
Get the Bottle Jockeymug. girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. They even buy brand new LP's, high priced DJ equipments as far as satisfying themselves
- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad
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- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music
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- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music
by isolatedmybike July 10, 2010
Get the shit jockeymug. by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008
Get the Camel Jockeymug. by Vincent June 27, 2004
Get the ass jockeymug. 1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.
2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.
2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.
@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!
by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011
Get the Twitter jockeymug. by eye yaman ass May 7, 2009
Get the fence jockeymug.