When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.
Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?
Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
by FlickO April 12, 2009
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Get the Gooch mug.also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.
by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006
Get the gooch monger mug.A Gooch Dragon comes from the latin "goo" and the greek "Chadragon", meaning 'To Be Obnoxious" If someone wears a swag flatcap and walks around yelling YOLO and Banter, you've caught a goochdragon.
"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"
"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"
"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"
"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
by Zeke Rue January 12, 2015
Get the Gooch Dragon mug.A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
Get the Gooch Attack mug.A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.
Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020
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