David

An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).

David is a b*tch

by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019

David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.

Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck

by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018

David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.

"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"

by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019

David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.

Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!

by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020

david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass

i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david

by big body zaya February 24, 2019

David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word

Oh nut is that David? hide my dug

by David is a poof June 19, 2020