Jon church

The hottest shit jumpin out the coffee pot da shit.easily defined as god

That person is so cool his name must be jon church

by the pretzel master June 26, 2009

church junk

church dogma, rituals, etc

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Catholic Church

N., (kath-lick Ch-er-ch): A place of worship of Jesus and yelling adult-themed jokes until the bishop takes you to the monastery in the back and spanks you while you are naked.

Priest: "Welcome to St.Shithead Catholic Church!"

by FelixHunter November 23, 2014

Catholic Church

As practiced in the United States, the Catholic Church is a form of organized crime designed to assist sexually confused and underdeveloped men (called, Priests) in having sex with underage boys on a weekly basis, referred to as "Sunday Mass".

Parent: We have strong religious beliefs and are proud members of the Catholic Church.

Translation: We are irresponsible parents who have subjected our sons to frequent child molestation.

by IHateEveryone October 26, 2018

Church and Wellesley

A very gay place. If your in T.O don't go there if your straight.

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by Weasel September 7, 2004

Church boys

Group of rappers from Woodhaven, new york

Faget mainstream fan: who cares about church fagboys

Normal person :nigga shut the fuck up 85thtradition church boys win in the end

by Ed_wuncler_the_3rd May 14, 2015

church and state

see; witchcraft and state

they be fuckin wit yo head mon

by Hitler was a fag (and a witch) and possibly a catholic-jew too June 5, 2004