cancer bby

GOOGLE: Cancer women are the most EMOTIONAL of all. They can be soft, lovable, loyal.. but when you make them mad they turn into a BABY monster. But.. who doesn't looooove them mad? They are so cute and you can make fun of them an-
"Shut your WikiHow mouth, f***ing Yahoo's child. Cancer women are emotional, but also very powerful. So shut you WIfi mouth up before I hack your dark web acc."

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by fvckeeze December 14, 2021

cancer stuck

When someone, typically in a competitive video game that employs the Elo System, is incapable of climbing the ranked ladder to such an extreme extent, that they give the impression that they are dying of brain cancer.

That dude has like 100 wins and is in low bronze. He's mad cancer stuck.

How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.

by da wong mang November 16, 2021

colon cancer

Ass cancer

Bro Billy got colon cancer. What the hell is that. It’s cancer is the ass you shit

by Calamity’s Ruin August 15, 2021

Bum cancer

Cancer of the bum. Otherwise known as Colon cancer, or in general cases, any bum related injury. Piercing a bum cancer tumour can lead to potentially fatal bum AIDS.

Katie: I think I have bum cancer. My ass is bleeding.
Me: You do not have the bum cancer, you ass.

Katie: I hurt my ass:(
Me: What's that I hear? BUM CANCER?! You have bum cancer?! Ergh.

by Kirstylovesthebum January 16, 2008

Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!

by FRISKET July 28, 2008

bracket cancer

What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.

I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.

by Hakim March 18, 2005

butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009