muff cabbage

Disgusting sour feminine odor, originating from New Jersey. Can possibly be cured by using Vagisil very diligently every day. EVERY DAY.

omg, Pauly-D told me he didn't close the deal with Snooki because of her rotten muff cabbage

by Mrs. Crabtree October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing...

South Park reference

You're a muff cabbage!

by JMoyer October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.

Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.

by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011

cabbage patch

A womans bush when it is grown out

She had a cabbage patch shave

by kodierer March 9, 2005

Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing....

No you're muff cabbage.

by Frankie Two-Toes October 18, 2010

back cabbage

a butt-hole like the actual asshole on a person

today i needed to poop so i spread my cheeks apart and squeezed it out my back cabbage

by your fucking grandma August 23, 2009

Muff Cabbage

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010