Wizard Status

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.

Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"

by J-Darsh March 14, 2009

poopa status

1. Status of da poopa
2. Extremely gayboy
3. Also see; L2D

A lot of homework is extreme poopa status.

by BFL April 21, 2005

ninja status

to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.

bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza

joe: ninja status!

(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)

by JameyB January 15, 2009

poop status

When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.

The following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.

by iluvpoopstatus August 26, 2011

Deathbed Status

After a night of drinking, the inability to get out of bed the next day except to puke. Deathbed status lasts almost an entire day and consists of rolling around in bed feeling horrible with some occasional light sleeping. No appetite the entire day is required. The termination of deathbed status depends on the person but it usually comes around nighttime when an intense craving for Taco Bell is had. Deathbed status officially ends when the person is devouring their Taco Bell food and feeling alive. An entire day has been wasted doing absolutely nothing but the amazingness of the Taco Bell meal makes the day feel somewhat successful.

"How'd that Four Loko treat you on Saturday night?"

" Horrible man. I was deathbed status the entire next day"

by Kekambas013 May 17, 2012

fiend status

When a person you know commits a horrible act of fiending, thus elevating them to fiend status. You can no longer acknowledge this person by their former name.

Eric: Yo fred, did you hear about jack?

Fred: what happened?

Eric: Jack's mom took his pipe. So he took the family statue of Jesus; broke it, pissed on it, filmed it, then sold it for a hit

Fred: that's fiend status!

Jack: wasup guys?

"sup fiend"

by Lamar with a car May 17, 2010

babe status

what you say when you see someone, male or female, that is a total babe.

damn that tyler has babe status

by robyn giraffe mcgeeeeeeee May 7, 2008