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Grits and Gravy

Sex act best executed during a drunken one night stand where a man fucks a person doggystyle and at the point of climax, pulls out and cums (man gravy) on the persons back and then sticks his finger down his throat and and pukes (blowing grits) all over the person. Bonus points are awarded if the recipient also pukes as a result of the act.
"I brought this slut home last night and jizzed and puked all over her! I gave her the ol' grits and gravy!"
by Gatorfan October 18, 2008
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goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...
Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.
by Jason January 1, 2004
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Gravy Dick

when you have unprotected sex and dont wash your dick...then after her juices have dried on your dick and looks like powder you have sex again and her new juices mix with the dried to produce a gravy-like substance
I fucked her last night and gave her the gravy dick in the morning.
by GA Th33 Gr8 November 19, 2009
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love gravy

The poopie emission when a female fails to control herself in anal intercouses
Awww, were never having butt sex in the kitchen again cause you got love gravy all over the dining table.
by Nick the dick October 10, 2005
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Gravy Stick

A term for the penis of a sugar daddy or in other words a guy a woman hooks up with because he's rich and/or who gives her lots of money. Often used in the phrase " get on the gravy stick".
She said she was going to get on the gravy stick.
by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011
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naval gravy

Self-Ejaculating into ones Naval
"Last night I jerked off and jizzed into my Naval - I got the missus to suck up the Naval Gravy!"
by GraZem February 27, 2008
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Pipe gravy

pipe refers to penis and the "gravy" is the stuff that comes out, or semen
"That chick's has such a stinky fish taco, I had to load it up with pipe gravy just so i could eat it!"
by r-dog September 22, 2006
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