thanks bud

dropping ones cigarette into another persons drink then patting him on the back

while bar hopping between bars, seeing someone standing outside a bar holding a drink, you drop your cigarette into his drink while passing, giving him a quick slap on the back and exclaim "thanks bud" this is known as "thanksbudding" or getting the thanksbud

by doodoodave May 29, 2009

Thanksgiving

A Hoilday were people shove shit in there mouth

Thanksgiving is very fun to play with friends

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Thanksgiving

400 years ago today those bloodthirsty cannibal red men burst from the tree line to attack our beloved new England Patriots. Thank baby jesus that George Washington was there with his ar15 Vulcan cannon and his weaponized smallpox/anthrax hybrid vail to fight them off. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to celebrate White Privilege Friday (the day following)

I look forward to the White Privilege Friday Deals almost more than theThanksgiving feast; almost.

by Silver Hammer November 29, 2019

well thanks mama

When you thank mama

Mother: I just pooped on your pillow

Son: well thanks mama

by anonymous April 26, 2022

nah, thanks

Basically no thanks, but with a less formal approach.

Woman: Hey, want some candy?

Man: nah, thanks.

by PlumpPeach July 9, 2017

Thanks for Shitting

Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone who isn't giving it.

Can also be used to display your disgust in someones negative attitude towards your dreams or achievements. A shortened version of "Thanks for shitting on my hopes and dreams."

"You're not getting an Xbox 360 this second!"
"Gee, mom. Thanks for shitting ;_;"
"Oh, ok, lets go!"

"Guys I learned Holiday by Green Day on the bass!"
"Haha, Greenday sucks!"
"Yeah, but the song has a killer bass line!"
"No, its stupid and even a noob whos been playing bass as long as 3 weeks could play that."
"Gee guys, Thanks for Shitting ;_;"

by eimaJamie January 30, 2009

Thanksgiving Surprise

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving

Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*

by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011