RDSS technique

Also known as RDSS method

Randomly Do Some Stuff Technique -

Method of production in which an untrained artist/worker performs wildly random acts in order to produce a good product or outcome through pure, indiscriminate chance. The term is sometimes used to cover the worker's lack of knowledge.

• I am so sorry the veal was such a disappointment. I think the cinnamon and dill combination ruined the taste despite the fact that I closely followed the RDSS technique in preparation.

• We were able to repair your hard drive using a proprietary RDSS method.

by Rockum January 3, 2022

Fish Food Technique

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

by Shay Rock July 25, 2012

the slovenian survival technique

When in hyperthermic temperatures a lad will strategically cum upon his lasses chest area to promote warmth within the core.

Oh yea back in 'nam me and Joey had to perform the Slovenian survival technique as often as we could, it wasn't really necessary though..

by Beau Rother January 24, 2014

The Waxy Jew Technique

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.

"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"

by RastaShad June 22, 2016

The Gilmour Technique

A rampant, new sex position in which both parties place carrots in their buttholes before then doing the deed.

Lewis and Sam tried the Gilmour Technique last night, they said they loved it!

by Atomickitten15 July 5, 2018

the wahlstrom technique

When you are bad at super Mario maker

Dude you have the wahlstrom technique

by Gizmocow501 August 10, 2018

The Sailboat Technique

When an circumstanced male grips the tip of his foreskin, and the bottom of his ballsack and tugs in opposite direction, thus creating a triangle shape similar to the sail of a boat.

Dude bro 1: "My girlfriend caught me doing the sailboat technique, she hasn't talked to me in a week."
Dude bro 2: "Yarr, a captain always goes down with his ship.."

by drippy boy March 17, 2019