Devil's Teabag

sun burned scrotum

I was out on the nude beach for too long today and now I have a Devil's Teabag

by dswow May 9, 2020

English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

Scandanavian Teabag

getting ready for your mediocre Teabag, urinate in said persons mouth, no swallowing, then resume with dipping your testicles inside their mouth and making a dip/splashing sound whilst Urine still warm.

That guy Maurice Pottemus, he just gave me a Scandanavian Teabag

by Maurie Pottomus December 8, 2018

Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025

Setting a teabag in hot water

Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea

“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”

by MopCob69 May 31, 2019

Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"

by secretsquirrel2 July 29, 2014

White Russian Teabag

To begin prep bring with you a small cup of milk( or half'n' half) and set to the side. Also you will have to be nice and hard.
Step 3: Assume the position over the recipients open mouth.
Step 4: Begin pourin a small stream of milk down the bottom side of the shaft so that it runs down the shaft and off the bottom of your sack dripping/ drizzling into recipients mouth

"Bro, I swear if you fall asleep first I am gonna have to White Russian Teabag you!"

by Jenna-Cyde February 4, 2023