Tacticool

A portmanteau of "tactical" and "cool". Describes equipment, clothing, or cars that evokes a military aesthetic (e.g. being all black or camo, having straps, velcro patches, tactical rails, an "angry face" or huge tires for cars, combat boots in general). Tacticool things are usually used by people who think they're the main character or would have any chance in a real fight, or are just misanthropic in general and want to feel safe from like. trans people or whatever.

Wannabe vigilantes buy tacticool cars that are extremely dangerous to pedestrians

by barelyevening July 22, 2022

Tactical Insertion

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.

After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.

by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

A strategy game for the Gameboy Advance made by Square-Enix. It's an interesting game, to say the least; some like it, some don't.

I hate Final Fantasy Tactics Advance!
I LOVE Final Fantasy Tactics Advance!
I was playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance last night..

by Chantal Charisse July 28, 2004

Tactics Arena Online

An online site where anyone can register for free and get on one of the four servers (however, one, "Revelation" is reserved for paying, or "Gold" members only) and play a strange-yet-addictive strategy game that is sort of like a live-action version of chess. You control several different "creatures" (for lack of a better word) that each have a certain range of movement and attack on the playing field (which vaguely resembles a chess board). Some attack physically, with swords or knives, and some have spell-casting ablilities. All have specific attack strength, a blocking percentage, and a certain amount of hit points. You have a rating, which is affected each time you win or lose. You start out with a rating of 720. You can also be invited to join a "clan" or group of players who can communicate via a private clan chat. The site features a lobby where you can look for other people to battle, and which contains what is basically a chat room.

This site is largely dominanted by n00bs who are trying to figure out how to play, a cadre of Gold members who appear to be constantly looking for other Golds to battle, desperate people looking for cybersex (sample line: "Any hot girls wanna cyber press 333"), spammers and creepers who don't have anything of much importance to say, people desperately seeking to join clans, and average people who just are looking for a good battle.

"I was bored, so I went to Tactics Arena last night and battled some people."

"I was addicted to Tactics Arena Online for like, oh, two days."

by killerfiller March 14, 2006

tactical pancakes

another name for waffles. if you a military guy you understand that waffles have have small squares that are similar to fox holes...pancakes are kinda like waffles...but waffles are tactical for defeating the enemy

Do you want to get some tactical pancakes?
No I'm more of a regular pancake fan.
These are bettter than regular pancakes, they are shaped the same except they have small fox holes in them.
You mean waffles???
Yes exactly

by 4526 March 28, 2009

Tripping Over a Testicle

The feeling one gets while watching a 3D movie

"Dude when we were watching that movie i felt like i was tripping over a testicle."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

usp tactical

A modified version of the Heckler & Koch USP. It is available in either .45ACP or .40S&W calibers. It includes an extended barrel with an o-ring for accuracy and threads for a supressor, adjustable sights, and a match trigger.

The USP Tactical was able to shoot 1.5" groups at 15 yards.

by uspowner July 28, 2008