Skip to main content

Tolan

Tolan is a loving, caring, and funny guy who loves everybody he meets, as they love him in return. He is the most hardworking person you will ever meet, and has good creative energy and goals. He is ambitious but also sweet and keeps close friendship circles. He can make anybody like him in a matter of minutes and ain’t so bad with the ladies either. Tolan is a great friend, and an amazing person to ever know.
“Tolan makes everybody’s life light up.”
by rodeoreadyisland December 26, 2021
mugGet the Tolan mug.

Facebook told me

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.
James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me
by BlindRascal October 2, 2010
mugGet the Facebook told me mug.
Related Words
TOL tolo tolga tolerance tola tolly Tolu Toledo told Toleen

The Tolik Effect

When you hit less than 1% Commission Accrual accuracy.
H: How did you finish Quarter End in Commissions?
I: It was so good we finished less than 1% accuracy
H: How did you do it?
I: The Tolik Effect.
by THE F GURU November 4, 2019
mugGet the The Tolik Effect mug.

My sister told me that

What you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you'll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.
"So after the third trip to the drinking fountain, I just didn't want anything to drink.....(vacant faces).....the end. My sister told me that."

OR

"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"
by JF_Jesus April 15, 2010
mugGet the My sister told me that mug.

Alcohol Tolerant

When over time you can drink slightly more than you normally can before you feel ill. A sign of alcohol addiction.
My alcohol tolerant levels have gone up. A year ago I was smashed after two glasses of wine. Now it takes me a whole bottle to get wasted.
by Hijinxs July 24, 2007
mugGet the Alcohol Tolerant mug.

Bambi does as she's told

Good girl Bambi. Doesn't bambi want to drop for cock? It's time for you to show yourself to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.
Bambi needs to show her slutty self to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.
by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022
mugGet the Bambi does as she's told mug.

Toll Gate

A fat, dirty or ugly chick or mole with hot friends. To get access to the hot friends you must spend the time and money passing through the toll gate.
Toll Gate: If you don't pay no toll u get stuck with the mole and can't get to the hot hole.
by Jak-diz and white stripe May 23, 2007
mugGet the Toll Gate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email