Tolan

Tolan is a loving, caring, and funny guy who loves everybody he meets, as they love him in return. He is the most hardworking person you will ever meet, and has good creative energy and goals. He is ambitious but also sweet and keeps close friendship circles. He can make anybody like him in a matter of minutes and ain’t so bad with the ladies either. Tolan is a great friend, and an amazing person to ever know.

“Tolan makes everybody’s life light up.”

by rodeoreadyisland December 26, 2021

Facebook told me

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.

James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me

by BlindRascal October 2, 2010

The Tolik Effect

When you hit less than 1% Commission Accrual accuracy.

H: How did you finish Quarter End in Commissions?
I: It was so good we finished less than 1% accuracy
H: How did you do it?
I: The Tolik Effect.

by THE F GURU November 4, 2019

My sister told me that

What you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you'll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.

"So after the third trip to the drinking fountain, I just didn't want anything to drink.....(vacant faces).....the end. My sister told me that."

OR

"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"

by JF_Jesus April 15, 2010

Alcohol Tolerant

When over time you can drink slightly more than you normally can before you feel ill. A sign of alcohol addiction.

My alcohol tolerant levels have gone up. A year ago I was smashed after two glasses of wine. Now it takes me a whole bottle to get wasted.

by Hijinxs July 24, 2007

Bambi does as she's told

Good girl Bambi. Doesn't bambi want to drop for cock? It's time for you to show yourself to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

Bambi needs to show her slutty self to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022

Toll Gate

A fat, dirty or ugly chick or mole with hot friends. To get access to the hot friends you must spend the time and money passing through the toll gate.

Toll Gate: If you don't pay no toll u get stuck with the mole and can't get to the hot hole.

by Jak-diz and white stripe May 23, 2007