toftt

To allow the team to pleasure themselves at your expense. Usually a homosexual encounter. Many men would enjoy themselves due to the sacrifice of one man.

It was some poor Bubba's turn to Take One for the TeaM (TOFTT), so each player took turns with him in the locker room, starting with the offense and then the defense.

by bigdog0311 September 28, 2011

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

tofu narnar

Shortened form of totally-fucking-gnarly

that tofu is tofu narnar, duder!

by Nameurl February 1, 2008

tofu

Miso is a fermented soy product which is safe to eat in small quantities. Tofu, however, should be avoided like the plague because there is NOTHING natural about it.

The hippie experienced death by tofu five years later.

by The Ploy of Soy July 5, 2003

Tofu Shop

The new name for "The Crab Shack"

Have you gone to the Tofu Shop lately?

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003

Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

Tofu

a type of person who is very annoying

A: I'm so awesome and you all suck...

Everyone: Shut up Tofu

by cpt baba November 15, 2011