Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

by nolandc October 4, 2019

Thanos

A bald thicc ass purple space raisin running around with a granny's yellow oven mitt and a wack ass rock collection

That nigga thanos caught a fade while making breakfast

by Big Capper Dubbz April 29, 2019

Thanos

A term in marvel rivals as in calling a person really good at the game or the best at the game.

Bro your actually thanos

by bigblackballman23 July 18, 2025

Thanos

Thanos is a smart, sexy guy coming from the beautiful country of Greece.He's passion is towards women and chasing good life.Thanos mostly he's appearance is on point and it is mandatory to combine it with a sexy beard.Thanos' goal is to chase a financial freedom and raise his status.But he tends to have a hate towards African people and calling them with different ways(negros,mauros,arapis) he thinks they are useless and have no reason to exist.Thanos is a machine during sex asserting his dominance towards women in order after the sex to send them in the kitchen to make him a sandwich.

First Guy: oh crap there is an arapis over there.
Second Guy:You better hide him because Thanos is going to clap him.

by ThBoiiiiii November 20, 2021

Thanos Person

The Thanos Person is the silly, quirky friend. The Thanos Person doesn't care about the bad stuff happening in the world, they focus ONLY on the positive, and HATE hearing negative stuff. The Thanos Person is funny and has a good sense of humour, and knows things others don't know. The Thanos Person takes 5-7 months to fully forgive you, but 1-3 years if it was a BIG SIN. The Thanos Person sees the world differently from others. They have a different perspective. They are also very friendly and make friends easily, but are sometimes very impatient.

Mira is my Thanos Person

by Candy_Charlie January 13, 2025

Thanos

A big prune teleporting in space in need of his 6 special stones.
Has a rock fettish

Thanos likes em rocks ;)

by TheUrbanMeaning;) May 3, 2019

thanos

a decaying raisin with a sparkly mitten.

oh no its thanos the grape monster!

by oofkid1234 June 5, 2019