decoy shoes

Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.

Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.

by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013

special shoes

This is someone who has intense emotional issues. You do not want to be involved with a person with special shoes.

She wears special shoes.

by ILL-MATIC June 13, 2007

lesbian shoes

lesbian shoes are doc martens

dave - “she’s wear lesbian shoes”
gal - “those are just her doc martens”

by dicmister August 12, 2022

Boogie Shoes

Too feel the need, or to see someone go fast.

That guy has got his boogie shoes on, or Lemme lace up my boogie shoes.

by schlongmeister January 4, 2016

Shoe-hack

One who can count properly (1,2,twee,4,5,double twee,7,8), is in the twee squad, and is authorized to purify people’s souls. It’s a profession. Alternate spelling- Shoo-hak.

Pronounced Shoooo-ha-ck

I wanna be a shoe-hack when I grow up!

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 3, 2019

goomba shoe

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"

by jroller420 October 27, 2022

Shoe killa

That one person that be steppin on yo new pair of Jordan's for no apparent reason.

Willson: Yo Jasonaenae look at my new Jays.
Jasonaenae: Damnn boy those are tight.
Nellynell: * stomps on Willson's shoes out of nowhere *
Willson: WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN MAN. THE FUCK IS WRONG WICHYA YOU DAMN SHOE KILLA!?
Nellynell: * shrugs and walks away *
Willson's: * trips Nellynell* Bitch.

by KayIsJustAPhase January 6, 2015