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Rusty Jackhammer

The act of removing ur penis during anal sex and standing above ur partners head and trusting it into ur partners throat in a downward angle similiar to the "69" poistion, exept you are standing.
After a long sexapade Gary finished with the rusty jackhammer much to jens dissaproval.
by Alvin the woodpecker February 6, 2010
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Rusty Halo

When you take a shit and don't wipe and later that day you notice a crusted shit around your rectum resembling a Rusty Halo
Boy 1: Aww man I totally got a bad Rusty Halo
Boy 2: Dude you need to wipe!
by MorningThunder January 28, 2012
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Rusty Cannon

1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.

2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.
1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon

2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon
by dinosauregg July 14, 2009
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Rusty Venture

A sex act. Has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the States, but it's generally associated with male homosexual sex. The term originated in the 80s, possibly started by "Horace Gentlemen" out of Provincetown, Massachusetts. Whenever The Rusty Venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is.
Depending on who you ask and in what region of the States, a Rusty Venture is:

1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
by Al The Alchemist November 24, 2010
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Rusty Tromblumpkin

A combination on the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which a girl licks the man's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind), and The Blumpkin (a sexual position in which a man takes a dump and simultaneously receives oral pleasure). A modified toilet or a lot of creativity is required.
I received a quite satisfying Rusty Tromblumpkin last night!

I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!

Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
by Jason Walburn February 20, 2008
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Rusty Trombone

When a male is receiving anal stimulation orally, while simultaneously getting a hand-job from aforementioned anal diner.
by Daimo42 July 23, 2007
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rusty bayonet

when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your "gun" for close combat action.
"i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i'v never taken it in the butt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet"
by joe moma343 January 10, 2009
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