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pie five

a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".
Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)
by tgifrydei December 27, 2014
mugGet the pie fivemug.

Brownie Pie

An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.
I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.
by utorr March 31, 2011
mugGet the Brownie Piemug.

pie out

I was going to meet Liam for dinner, but he pied out on me.
I'm too tired to go anywhere. I am going to have to pie out and go home.
by Cookieknits March 13, 2013
mugGet the pie outmug.

muffle pie

When a guy or a girl eats out a female's hairy vagina. this can voluntary or involuntary.
Minerva: Im going to give you a mufffle pie whether you like it or not.

Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D
by Teh Evil Doctuh's January 25, 2012
mugGet the muffle piemug.

poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.
Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie
by Victor lololol December 25, 2007
mugGet the poke the piemug.

Sweetest Pie

One who refers to their "hoo-hah" as being sweet.
You have one of the sweetest pies I've ever tasted!
by Saucy Pilot March 28, 2022
mugGet the Sweetest Piemug.

Pie Fucking

"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."
by 3nn December 16, 2008
mugGet the Pie Fuckingmug.

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