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Chest Pump

The act of stabbing some one in the chest and then fucking the hole you just made.
Dude I totally chest pumped this girl at the bar

I think she died after i chest pumped her
by ZEUS July 13, 2012
mugGet the Chest Pumpmug.

you're moms chest hair

He's and asshole

You're moms chest hair an asshole
by Lucy Kane December 27, 2013
mugGet the you're moms chest hairmug.

flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016
mugGet the flatter than your momma's chestmug.

s on his chest man

superman has an s on his chest
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's superman Jeff, who is an s on his chest man trying to fight off T-roy man
by tvolney July 30, 2008
mugGet the s on his chest manmug.

messed up from the chest up

when a male or female has a bangin' body but a jacked up face
girl 1: "guuurrrl, he so hot. he got a body like a soccer player!"
girl 2: "yeah, but he messed up from the chest up!"
by zelephantbra May 4, 2013
mugGet the messed up from the chest upmug.

Big Fag McDump-on-ma-chest

The true author of Sun tzu's art of war. Also invented the boston steamer however that was earlier in his career and he did not take credit, claiming the inspiration came from his name. Sun Tzu was a peasant he paid to put his name on the book so it would sell better, unfortunately while it made him rich this move allowed history to forget him.
"Hi my name is Big Fag McDump-on-ma-chest"

"Oh"
by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007
mugGet the Big Fag McDump-on-ma-chestmug.

you said that with all ur chest

someone- "yoongi is a power top"

me- "man.. you said that with all ur chest huh"
by euphoricfaerie January 8, 2019
mugGet the you said that with all ur chestmug.

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