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brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.
Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?
by reid_o August 1, 2008
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Brain Day

The art of training your mind to be less idiotic. Just like working out your body at the gym, you need to get in your mental reps or else you will become a moron. Not observing brain day could result in bodily harm, embarrassment, death, or all three at once.
Hey did you see Jamaraquay try to ride a bike on a treadmill? He must've skipped brain day.
by fsdzgxchjvbknllm May 17, 2021
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Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.
Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.
by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023
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Netflix Brain

A cognitive state characterized by an individual's heightened awareness with the recurring patterns, techniques, and conventions employed in filmmaking due to frequent exposure to content on streaming platforms.
Etymology: Coined by Sina Khani in Creeps From The Middle East (Episode 1) the term "Netflix Brain" derives from the popular streaming service "Netflix," known for its vast library of films and television series. The term "brain" is used metaphorically to represent the cognitive processing and perception of audiovisual content, and it refers to the term “porn brain”.

Characteristics and Symptoms:
1. Hyperawareness: Individuals with Netflix Brain possess an acute ability to identify common narrative structures, plot devices, and character archetypes present in films.
2. Predictability Radar: They can anticipate plot twists, foreshadowing, and dramatic reveals based on their extensive exposure to repetitive storytelling techniques.
3. Cinematic Deja Vu: Netflix Brain often results in a sense of familiarity and a feeling of having seen similar scenes or storylines.
4. Critical Eye: Affected individuals tend to analyze filmmaking techniques such as cinematography, editing, sound design, special effects and filmmaking mistakes (like continuity errors) due to their enhanced knowledge of these aspects.
5. Subgenre Savviness: They are adept at recognizing and categorizing movies into specific subgenres based on recognizable tropes, visual styles, or thematic elements.
Usage Example:
Sina Khani: I had a career move after career move after c.. c.. c.. career move and all failed. And I did comedy, hoohoo, didn’t work. I started to paint like Picasso, everybody called me Basquiat, I hate Basquiat, hoohoo. And then I started to make films and now everybody is saying your films suck and they’re too long and you are underacting. You should be overacting. And you’re not funny. It’s not comedy, it’s not tragic, it doesn’t have a plot, it doesn’t have a beginning. People have porn brains. They have Netflix brains, you know?
Why don’t we eat a little?
by Sinakhaniofficial June 15, 2023
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Easy On The Brain

An expression of respect for somebody who is smart.
“She’s not just attractive, she’s also easy on the brain
by Uk.1988 August 27, 2020
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Corona Brain

someone who panic buys toilet roll hand sanitizer and flour. like come on others need toilet rolls are we just going to use a showerhead and drip dry
by moonshinersRus April 21, 2020
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brain rust

A term given to someone who doesn’t use so it goes unused/rusty.

This is used as an insult, basically calling someone dumb. Often used for people who value feelings and opinions over logic and reality.
Person 1 - “Does this novel have pictures in it?”

Person 2 - “bro, you have brain rust”

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Person 1 - “You can’t use the word ‘fat’ it’s offensive
Person 2 - “I think you’ve got some brain rust bro”
by Sav 7 May 24, 2023
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