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Tennessee Mud Flap

An action in which a girl who's pussy is destroyed as well as having shit in it and then queefing in your face and her flaps and the shit goes go all over your nose.
My sister Tennessee Mud Flapped a man and he beat her.
by Poopooman96 March 1, 2025
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Tennessee Smokey

After cumming in your girls vagina - have her force the semen back out while you pour whiskey down her ass crack. Lay beneath her and collect it all in your mouth for a creamy shot!
Get the Jack Daniels! It’s time for a Tennessee Smokey!
by KamkaziPanda August 14, 2022
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jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
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Tennessee Tea

The mixing of Makers Mark Mint Julep with Sweet Tea, thus you now have Tennessee Tea or "heaven in a cup." It is rumored widely to have been invented on a front porch in East Nashville by several people that answer to the names of Jimmy, Brandon, Lindsey, and Amy Grace.
Goddamn that's some fine tastin' Tennessee Tea!
by Jimmy Tommy October 8, 2008
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Tennessee T-bag

The act of placing ones naked testicles and rectum directly onto another persons face while draping a flaccid penis on top of the persons head.
1. Hey Peyton, I took a page out of your book and gave the new trainer a Tennessee T-bag.
by Scraps24 September 13, 2016
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Tennessee Briefcase

"hey man, I saw your dad walking to his trailer with a Tennessee Briefcase this morning."
by Justin Gore July 5, 2012
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tennessee jed

A dirty hippie from a rural area in the southern United States, typically of low intelligence.
Did you hear that Tennessee Jed talk? He sounded like the village idiot of Starksville.
by Gravy McWavy November 7, 2022
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