Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
Get the show and tellmug. "How does this rank for you in playoff pushes, the excitement of this building and the fans' involvement over the last couple of games?"
"Yeah, I mean, it's been unbelievable. A whole lot better than Vancouver, I'll tell you that for free."
"Yeah, I mean, it's been unbelievable. A whole lot better than Vancouver, I'll tell you that for free."
by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024
Get the I'll Tell You that For Freemug. "Tell Yuh" or "I Tell Yuh" can be used in a variety of ways. Whether at the end of a conversation with a friend, or just a simple greeting. If you ever find yourself arguing or just wanna agree with what the other person is saying, hit them with a simple "I Tell Yuh"
" Hey Jim, lovely day isn't it?" "I Tell Yuh"
"This Skibbidi Toilet sure needs cleaning" "I Tell Yuh"
"Hey, you think it's gonna rain today?" "I Tell Yuh"
Tell Yuh
"This Skibbidi Toilet sure needs cleaning" "I Tell Yuh"
"Hey, you think it's gonna rain today?" "I Tell Yuh"
Tell Yuh
by Tell Yuh April 24, 2025
Get the Tell Yuhmug. by Blackboyjb August 27, 2022
Get the Yea let me tell youmug. You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 25, 2022
Get the show and tellmug. Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022
Get the 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Daymug. ??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
Get the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never foughtmug.