Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.

Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says

by usage of time management April 23, 2011

sweater weather

hmm this song only plays when sapnap and karl flirt strangeee

Karl and sapnap flirting-

sweater weather playing in the background-

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021

Sweater Around The Neck

A man who tries so hard to be liked by everyone while maintaining an ultra preppy persona, giving the illusion of having a sweater around his neck.

It seems like John tries way too hard for everyone to like him, he is definitely a sweater around the neck.

by Awesomest77 August 18, 2013

Bumpy Sweater Button

A Bumpy Sweater Button is a man with Bumps on his extremely small penis.

That Bumpy Sweater Button has more Bumps on his extremely small penis than I've seen on a filthy warthog.

by Taz the word man April 25, 2019

Sleeveless Sweater-Neck

The sleeveless turtle neck that is sweater material. and is hideous.

nobody wears a sleeveless sweater-neck in the middle of fall.

by dabutious October 6, 2020

brown striped sweater

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.

Wow, cool brown striped sweater, did you get that at a thrift store

by Big Johnsen May 8, 2014

Cinnamon Roll Sweater

The sexual act of eating brown colored cereal such as cinnamon toast crunch, raisin bran, or coco puffs and then vomitting the brown load onto your partner's chest. Once the brown is on your partner you proceed to jizz all over it to make it look like icing.

John gave Sandra a cinnamon roll sweater last night. I heard she had a lot of icing on her roll too.

by DJ Z-Bra January 4, 2010