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A Steamy Link is when two people sharing a double sided dildo for anal play. When the dildo is inserted deep into both rectums and both users defecate ate the same time. This is a steamy link. Also Dave is a piece of shit....
Oh man Dave and Adam shared a steamy link.
by Tremujin October 20, 2017
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Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin

One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.
Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.

Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.

Guy 1: So?

Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018
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screamy bois

Jamal started to run when he heard the screamy bois in the distance
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Stream of Justice

"Cleveland: Public urination is just wrong, exept during the million man march where protesters burn porta poties. Then i use my stream of justice to put put the hate"
by Scorpio101 August 8, 2018
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Streamline Creamwash

The Streamline Creamwash is a sexual act performed typically 5-10 minutes after arousal, as it will require high amounts of energy and prep-time.

A third party and one person, typically the man, leaves the company of the other, or others and climbs onto a deceased horse strategically placed on the roof of a car. The third party then proceeds to full send the car towards the home or structure that the affirmentioned participant is in.

At this point, the person inside has already placed him/herself in a human sized balloon filled with cream. How you go about doing the last mentioned part varies on your physical capabilities and balloon size; (you can use any form of cream that you desire).

As the car approaches the house, the brakes are then slammed and the horse, and person riding should fly through the air at a perfect velocity to break the physical structure of the building.

Upon impact with the balloon on the other side, the balloon will burst releasing gallons of liquid into your living space, creating the perfect mood for your sexual relations to continue.
“I planned to sell my house, but my wife and I performed the streamline creamwash.
by Rock Hunt August 27, 2018
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Steamy Ceaser

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".
While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."
by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 21, 2018
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streamist

Being one with the river a stream a creek or any flow of water
At the end of a day of fly fishing on a stream I have become a streamist.
by Riverkeeper June 11, 2019
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